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My son keeps all his boogers in a journal. He's up to 143.

I told him "One more and it'll be truly gross"

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/capnfatpants

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/BedHeadBread

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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Sick burn

Right here

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella

📅︎ Nov 11 2016

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