48 Puns

It’s called Tailor Swift.

At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???

Poor bastard.

The dog replies "I said I was going to round them up,"

The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'

So I can ask on 2/4/68 who do we appreciate??

he had 50.

but Alaska.

It's two day-ngerous

10 because 40 ate cats

One's a big steak, the other is a little meteor.

Grandfather: Ask me how I feel (Moms name).

Mom: Ok then...how do you feel?

Grandfather: With my hands!

I was eating at my grandparents house when I got a listen to this gem. Age has no boundaries to dad jokes.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

It’s called Tailor Swift.