Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I called my 89 year old dad today.

Happy Father's Day, Dad! How are you?

"What?"

HOW ARE YOU?

Well, my eyes are worse, my hearing is worse, my mind is a lot worse, but my most important sense is intact."

What's that Dad?

"My sense of humor!"

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Octopuns #89 - Lucky octopuns.blogspot.com.au/…
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Noice!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dhastroyer
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I asked my Dad to fill out a form for a new birth certificate

He goes to fill out my birth date "5th of the 4th ... 1889!"

Me: What? Wouldn't that make me ... 125?

Dad: You look really good for 125!

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