A list of puns related to "30 For 30"
That was a cheap shot.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...
I'm so sorry..
Let that sink in.
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
He was bad with directions.
I guess you might call them emu-jis.
And then it hit me
That way you will start 2019 off on the right foot.
Iām now SEMI-retired.
Courtesy of a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
But tonight I'm gonna party like it's Ā£19.99
I told him it's foundation. Then he asks, "why, are you going to build a house on top of it?"
Because it's their thirty second birthday
The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
"Uhp! Time to go to the dentist."
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office obviously frantic and repeating, "I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wig-wam, I'm a tee-pee, I'm a wig-wam..."
The psychiatrist says, "Whoa, whoa, man. Sit down! You're two tents!"
I think I "invented" this joke when I was around 15, but I'm sure others have as well since it's not too subtle. The key, though, was that I waited for just the right moment to use it for the first time.
I had an ear infection, so I went to the doctor, who took a look and quickly diagnosed it and wrote a prescription and handed it to me.
> Doctor: It's just an ear infection, so 4 drops of this daily should clear it right up.
> Me: [Reading the prescription, and seeing the name of the antibiotic, but I may be wrong about the name, so if anyone knows the right name, please reply.] [Completely seriously.] Oraline? So, I put the drops in my mouth?
> Doctor: [Quizzically.] No, no, no, you put it in your ear!
> Me: Oh, I read the name, and "Oraline" sounds like something you'd take orally.
> Doctor: Nope, in the ear.
> Me: [Remembering my dad joke.] It's a good thing that you didn't prescribe me analgesics.
The doctor had no reaction, just said their deadpan goodbye and left. I've wondered if they didn't get it, didn't think it was funny, or had heard it hundreds of times before.
Sister : "Can you drop me off at 12:30 to please?"
Dad: "12:32? Do I need to be that precise?
He walked off looking quite pleased with himself.
He drove semi for UPS for 32 years until he retired. He used to tell people he was a "semi professional driver"
eye roll
That way you start 2018 off on the right foot!
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