I'm 29 and my 30th birthday is tomorrow. My gf asked if I feel old yet.
I said, "Not even. I'm still in my prime."
Knee-on-sine. Made this for my punny cousin for his 30th birthday this weekend.
My brother showed up for my 30th birthday party today. I just had my first baby three weeks ago...
He wanted to make coffee, so I had him work the percolator. He wanted to make sure the lid locked properly.
Me: "Yeah just make sure that when you seal the lid, it doesn't pop because sometimes when it pops it falls off the counter.".
Bro: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Just make sure not to pop, lock, and drop it."
After I gave my dad his 50th birthday card, he said to me:
“One would have been enough.”
I got my sister
She was telling me her plans for next weekend:
Sister: "... Then I'm going to Neil's surprise 30th birthday"
Me: "Why is it a surprise? Doesn't he know he's turning 30?"
At least my mom cracked up :D
Turned 30 years old today. Didn't feel old - until I made this joke..
Hey man! Happy 30th birthday..about time!
I know! Took me 30 years to get here!
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