Batman from the 60s was the best version ngl
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I managed to do 60 push-ups this morning
In Africa, every 60 seconds…
An apple pie in Jamaica is £1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is £1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is £1.80.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
What did 60 do when it got hungry?
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
What do you call a 60 y.o terrorist?
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we don't know where in the world she is!
When my Grandad turned 60, I told him to run a mile a day.
Now he’s 72 and I don’t know where he is.
My daughter wanted to know how heavy can 60 seconds be?
What do you call 60 minutes of pain?
I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.
Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
Blackboards were around long before the invention of whiteboards in the '60s...
Both are highly remarkable inventions. Chalk that up to man's ingenuity.
Better get that 60+ sonblock on, you never know
“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
A couple on 60 years met a genie and they got 1 wish each The wife wished she’d travel the world so she did. The husband wanted a 30 years younger wife
I never understood the 60s trend of button up pants
They seem like they were just rip offs...
People say 60 is the new 40
The cop who pulled me over, didn't have that point of view
I was trying to get the rent for this month together, but my wife kept showing me clips from 60 Minutes...
I should have known she'd try to Stahl...
My dad said he used to smoke marijuana in the 60s
but now he smokes at any temperature.
I just realized how long 60 seconds is.
I'm trying to remember where I left my DVD of "Gone in 60 Seconds"
I swear I saw it just a minute ago.
I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.
My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
I just got given 7 parking tickets in 60 minutes
What do you call a 60 year old Avatar?
Here's a change: In the next 60 Minutes
it will be time for Hugh & Barbara, rather than Dan.
(I know its Muir/Robach and Stahl/Dickerson but I grew up with Mr. Downs and Ms. Walters. Anyone else?)
post time: 2300 GMT -5 12-31-2019
A study shows that 60% of studies are fake
Want to hear a joke about 1/60 of a degree?
What happens every 60 seconds?
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I can't find my gone in 60 seconds dvd.
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD
It was here a minute ago
Edit : fixed the spelling
I can't find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD...
I swear it was here just a minute ago.
I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds dvd
It was here a minute ago!
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!
“Judge, I’m here to dispute 60% of my tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I’m here to dispute 3/5 of my tickets.
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