50th Anniversary Puns

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

Dad: I'm over the moon.

"Poi, son."

Today I could be a free man !

Doctor: You've got a name?

Girl: Yes

Doctor: Good, I've always wanted to meet someone called "Yes"

When my grampa learns that the couple next to them are on their honeymoon he leans over and goes "This is what you two are gonna look like in 50 years"

At my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary, my grandpa says, "I always called Shirley my melancholy baby because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie."

This was a decade ago, so it didn't make any more sense then that he was referencing a song from the 1920's/30's.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.