Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
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👤︎ u/Pargsnip
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention

The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams

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📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.

No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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My Mom told my Dad she wanted 2 carats for Christmas.
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👤︎ u/Troebot
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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The Carat and the Stick
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📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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I have seen some crappy posts in this sub so here are some gems

Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire

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👤︎ u/carson0412
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is a jeweler's favorite desert?

Carat Cake

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I want one (original post from r/Badfunnytexts)
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📅︎ May 21 2019
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Why did the rabbit choose to become a jeweler?

Because he got to work with carats.

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👤︎ u/fadswaffer
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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How did the jeweler make soup

He used 24 carats

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📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why don't we know the weight of the rarest diamond in the world?

Never mined.

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👤︎ u/emzieees
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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Why do rabbits love gold?

Because, of all the carats.

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