Wedding anniversary Puns

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

1995 and 2009.

It's going to be a trip of a wifetime...

I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.

Today I could be a free man !

I pointed to the card and said "I got you a card again"

How is she still with me? I actually got her a trip Vegas.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.

At my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary, my grandpa says, "I always called Shirley my melancholy baby because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie."

This was a decade ago, so it didn't make any more sense then that he was referencing a song from the 1920's/30's.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

1995 and 2009.