50th Birthday Puns

“You know, one would have been enough.”

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

But part of me feels justified because one would have been enough

Me: Mom, are we going anywhere for your 50th since its the big one.

Mom: hmm havent really thought about.

Dad: Hawaii

Me: ah, why Hawaii?

Dad: Because it'll be Hawaii five-0

... I got a really swell prostate

“You know, one would have been enough.”

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He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "You know, one would have been enough."

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“Fucking reposter disgrace,”

“You know, posting this joke once would have been enough”