A list of puns related to "50 Funny"
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
Lovely woman.
Useless surgeon.
Me: What's a henway?
Dad: About 10 pounds.
Me: Very funny.
Dad: But really, the best way to descripe a henway is its like a greakurn.
Me: What's a greakurn?
Dad: About 1.50 an hour.
The kids were probably around 8-12 years old. They all go the sweet aisle and start looking at the chocolate etc. The father picks up a bag of M&Ms and says to his kids:
"Hey, want some Slim Shadys?"
They give him a funny look. He looks again and notices that they're 2 for £1.
"50 Cent for some Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
Cue another look from the kids.
"I'll pay for them though, it's no Biggie."
I'll admit, I chuckled.
Her: "You're the only one who thinks you're funny"
Me: "Hey 50% of the people in this conversation isn't half bad!"
A collegue of mine (a dad, recently turned 50) pulled this one off during a break at work when we were in the middle of a very heated debate about the Sami people (who some people get really pissed off at since their reindeers are everywhere and is really dangerous to car drivers during winters):
-I just heard what they actually use the reindeer pelts for.
-What's that?
-They keep their reindeers in them.
I don't know if it's just funny for us people here in the north of Sweden, but we all laughed for minutes.
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