I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
So I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I have posted about 10 puns on this subreddit to see if they would take off.
I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
I submitted 10 puns to a joke writing competition to see if any of them made to the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
From my 10-year-old: "Daddy, what has it's bottom at the top?"
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I have 6 legs, 8 arms, and 10 heads. What am I?
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
10 years ago I married my best friend
Our wives are still mad about it but we were drunk and thought it was funny
What did the man say when he got asked out by 10 women in one day?
My daughter had her 6th driving test yesterday. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way.
I was working behind the bar today when two guys came in and tried to pay with a couple of counterfeit £10 notes. When I told the manager, he asked what they looked like..
“Like £10 notes” I told him
Dad: "I can't believe 2007 was 10 years ago."
Kid: "It wasn't..."
Dad: "I know. That's why I don't believe it."
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
Apparently until the age of 10 ,
Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty, shat on the wall
A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
I just went past a shop selling wigs for only $10
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
10 years ago I promised to myself not to touch a drop of drink while I'm at work.
I haven't touched a job since.
10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 walked into a bar
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
If you're 10% Polish...
Does that make you a tadpole?
Teacher : “Can you list the 10 Commandments in any order”
Johnny: “3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7”
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
Letting my inner 10 year old out.
Only about 10% of my dadjokes are funny...
...I guess I'm just a one-pun-in-ten dad.
Did you hear about the neighbors floor made out of 10,000 pennies?
Looks like a hundred bucks!
I entered a pun competition with 10 puns of mine:
I hoped at least one of them will win, but no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a contest, hoping that one would win
I sent 10 puns off to a pun competition to see if they would win.
So I told my friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping at least one would win.
I submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win
I submitted 10 puns to a newspaper contest hoping they would be featured. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I sent my friend 10 puns with hopes that one would make him laugh.
But sadly, no pun in ten did.
There are 10 types of people
People who understand binary
And people who don’t
There are 10 kinds of people...
Those who understand binary...
and those who don't.
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