Edward Scissorhands Puns

A list of puns related to "Edward Scissorhands"

I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.

I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why doesn't Edward Scissorhands like mice? [xpost /r/jokes]

Because he prefers keyboard shortcuts!

-Quite proud of this one, my kids didn't get it, but my wife and I had a good laugh.

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👤︎ u/acr_vp
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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