Gary Oldman Puns

A list of puns related to "Gary Oldman"

I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.

He was dead Sirius.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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I have just learned Gary Numan is three weeks older than Gary Oldman.

...SO NUMAN IS OLDER THAN OLDMAN BUT OLDMAN IS NEWER THAN NUMAN!!!

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👤︎ u/pistolsfortwo
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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What do you call Gary when he's 65?

Gary Oldman

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👤︎ u/gurgenhakobyan
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Dad joked at a wedding

I was meeting the bride's uncle and he looks a lot like Gary Oldman

Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Gary Oldman?

Him: Oldman? Darn, I want to look more like Gary Youngman.

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👤︎ u/Dean_Bags
📅︎ Dec 15 2014
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