Beetlejuice Puns

A list of puns related to "Beetlejuice"

Some days I’m Batman some days I’m Beetlejuice....

Either way, I’m a bit creepy and my therapist says it’s not healthy to be Keaton about it bc it’s not a joke.

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👤︎ u/sweetinasense
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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👤︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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👤︎ u/JaveCardistry
📅︎ May 24 2017
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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

And I am LIVID!

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👤︎ u/conundrumbombs
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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Got my wife twice on Google Hangouts

(we just found out that little animations happen when you type certain words, both of us are typing "yay" to try to make it happen again)

Her: Yay! Yay? YaY yaY

Me: I feel like we're trying to summon Beetlejuice.

Her: HAHAHA!!!! I'm laughing at my desk now!

Me: DID YOUR DESK TELL A JOKE??? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DESKS HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR.

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👤︎ u/chalklitt
📅︎ Dec 04 2015
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