They renamed the charger for the iphone.

Now they just call it apple juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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"Orion's belt is a big waist of space"

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaveCardistry
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

And I am LIVID!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Got my wife twice on Google Hangouts

(we just found out that little animations happen when you type certain words, both of us are typing "yay" to try to make it happen again)

Her: Yay! Yay? YaY yaY

Me: I feel like we're trying to summon Beetlejuice.

Her: HAHAHA!!!! I'm laughing at my desk now!

Me: DID YOUR DESK TELL A JOKE??? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DESKS HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chalklitt
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