What do you call a Batman who just returned from a fight and got his ass kicked?

A Bruised Wayne

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📅︎ May 18 2020
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Batman Villain

This was overheard while checking out at our grocery store.

Dad is walking with his young daughter and the mother, who is pregnant, is returning from the restroom.

"Look sweety, your mom is a batman super villain. The waddler."

I did not get a chance to shake his hand.

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