Dad has gone batty!

Redditors in Commonwealth countries may appreciate this one. I walked into the kitchen wearing a new shirt which has a pattern of ominous looking bats on it...

Dad: Is that your new cricket shirt?

Me: Wha..?

Dad: Your cricket shirt, because it has got bats on it.

I groaned.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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and he said, well isn't he a bit batty...

http://imgur.com/kHSHOAJ

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My Father's Dad Joke. Just Plain Batty

Yesterday a large package arrived from UPS. it was a bat house my mother had ordered. As my mother excitedly opened the package, I asked why we need a bat house. My dad steps into the room and says "Because your mother is bat shit crazy. " And stepped back out.

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I told my son I could fly

He thought I was just batty

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