A list of puns related to "Batty"
Redditors in Commonwealth countries may appreciate this one. I walked into the kitchen wearing a new shirt which has a pattern of ominous looking bats on it...
Dad: Is that your new cricket shirt?
Me: Wha..?
Dad: Your cricket shirt, because it has got bats on it.
I groaned.
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Yesterday a large package arrived from UPS. it was a bat house my mother had ordered. As my mother excitedly opened the package, I asked why we need a bat house. My dad steps into the room and says "Because your mother is bat shit crazy. " And stepped back out.
He thought I was just batty
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