MOTHERfucker "I'm tired of these Mother sakes in this Mother game!" - Samuel Lucas Jackson
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...
...he's a Fungi.
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement
These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.
He's calling it eWok.
If my son, Lucas, was a dinosaur.....
He would be a Lucasore-ass.
He's got some diaper rash going on.
My husband just gave me this one.
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
A Stormtrooper.
What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?
A light saber
- What’s your name, sir?
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it’s Lucas, without a “w”.
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wait a minute. Lucas has no “w”.
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and what did I just say?
Best dad home ever
My son asked me this question "Can I get a bookmark?" Now I'm crying because after 21 years my son still doesn't know my name is Lucas
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
