The article has some solid, hard puns.
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Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?

Because they think every check is check mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombot777
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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Hard Rock
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Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
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I made the Judge laugh so hard

I was guilty of Mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkix5
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_22_14_
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At first I thought breaking up with an egg would be hard...

But it was over easy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.

You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
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First tattoo i ever did, it was pretty β€œhard” wink wink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilpiggies69
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It's a hard rock life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
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My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...

She vented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dustanjhlady
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why is it so hard being a fish?

They are under pressure their whole life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabra117
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griphonium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Times are hard for people on disability benefits....

I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
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My doctor told me I'm going deaf.

The news was hard for me to hear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
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Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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"I'm always working hard"

Male pornstar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My son asked me for something hard to write on

I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unknown_Gamer944
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Sometimes it’s hard to lego
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
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I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.

Turd rock from the sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soveraign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Paying bills is hard.

Some would call it taxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
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How hard is it to track down a bread thief?

It's painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/microbeerology
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Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
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making a blade is really hard...

It's sword of complicated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_dog_is_gay_
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I hate that I laughed so hard at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
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What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?

"Tough crowd."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/name_is_3-20
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I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. β€œOuch!” I yelled

β€œYOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. β€œME-ow”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keller_rado
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Why are airplanes so hard to see?

Because they're in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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People say camping isn’t very hard

But I gotta say it gets in-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rippstar7
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Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,

because they take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
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Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?

Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackieLouCue
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Poor Ted
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.

They take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs

They always take things literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
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