The article has some solid, hard puns.
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Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?

Because they think every check is check mate

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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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Hard Rock
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Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
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I made the Judge laugh so hard

I was guilty of Mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derkix5
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_22_14_
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At first I thought breaking up with an egg would be hard...

But it was over easy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
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Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.

You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
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First tattoo i ever did, it was pretty β€œhard” wink wink
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilpiggies69
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It's a hard rock life
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Islarf
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Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rpdaca
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My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...

She vented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dustanjhlady
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Why is it so hard being a fish?

They are under pressure their whole life

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cabra117
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Griphonium
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Times are hard for people on disability benefits....

I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SR21-
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My doctor told me I'm going deaf.

The news was hard for me to hear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
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A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.

First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ggfchl
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My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, β€œDad get out of the way!”

I said, β€œYou’re the ones blocking!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Colbosky
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Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunstoned1
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"I'm always working hard"

Male pornstar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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My son asked me for something hard to write on

I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unknown_Gamer944
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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hungytoaster
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/no_tak
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Sometimes it’s hard to lego
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ssigea
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I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.

She sells seashells by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.

Turd rock from the sun.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soveraign
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Paying bills is hard.

Some would call it taxing.

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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Think_Naught
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How hard is it to track down a bread thief?

It's painstaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/microbeerology
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Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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making a blade is really hard...

It's sword of complicated.

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I hate that I laughed so hard at this
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What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?

"Tough crowd."

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I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. β€œOuch!” I yelled

β€œYOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. β€œME-ow”

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Why are airplanes so hard to see?

Because they're in disguise

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People say camping isn’t very hard

But I gotta say it gets in-tents.

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Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,

because they take everything literally.

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Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?

Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
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Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackieLouCue
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Poor Ted
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.

They take everything literally.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/God_Smith82
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It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs

They always take things literally

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