Why do Hipsters love Warren Harding?
Because he was President before it was Cool-idge
The article has some solid, hard puns.
Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
Why is it hard to break into Scotland?
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
At first I thought breaking up with an egg would be hard...
According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.
It’s a mail dominated industry.
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
First tattoo i ever did, it was pretty “hard” wink wink
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...
Why is it so hard being a fish?
They are under pressure their whole life
Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.
Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
"I'm always working hard"
My son asked me for something hard to write on
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?
Sometimes it’s hard to lego
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
My dog pooped on the deck yesterday and now it's all hard.
Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
How hard is it to track down a bread thief?
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
I hate that I laughed so hard at this
Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?
making a blade is really hard...
It's sword of complicated.
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
Why are airplanes so hard to see?
Because they're in disguise
People say camping isn’t very hard
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
Its hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs,
because they take everything literally.
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.
They take everything literally.
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