His name was Tim.
He wasn't in the vroom where it happened
They wait for it
...ever lose their son Tim in a forest.
Tim Burr
His name was Tim.
A Car-burr-ator
They saw things differently
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
A burr oak
A burr-ito.
Me: "Want me to go out in the snow and get us some burritos?"
Her: "I believe right now they're burr-itos."
... We're going to have to get my daughter a "it's normal to have two dads" book.
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A Burricane !
Edit: Get it, A Burr-icane
Edit2: Like a hurricane but with Burr instead
...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)
Her: "Dad why do you use the other grinder instead of the one built into the coffee machine?"
Dad explains that the other grinder is better because it's a burr grinder
Her: "What's different about a burr grinder?"
Dad: "It's really cold"
confused pause
Dad: "BRRRRR!!"
unanimous eye roll
