of COURSE hp lovecraft chose a fishing village for a setting (innsmouth)

...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)

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Why does HP treat it's assembly workers so badly?

Because if they lovedcrafting them, they'd become eldritch horrors

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I started up my HP computer and it said โ€œhello.โ€

This isnโ€™t a Dell..

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How many laptops does HP make?

A pavilion

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This was for my HP superfan son: Where do students in Slytherin House get their school supplies?

Snaples.

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Whats the name of that company HP bought?

Oh, i hope they never Compaq.

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HP Dadjoke

Imagine if Sirius got married and has a kid and they were arguing and his kid was like 'Are you serious?' and he's be so torn. What dad joke does he make? 'Why yes I am Sirius' or 'No I'm not serius, I am dad'. Which one? Which one would he make?

I found this on the internet today and it was too funny not to share.

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Recently help my mom upgrade to a 1/2 HP Insinkerator Unit.

She now has more power at her disposal.

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So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!

I guess it didnโ€™t have much HP.

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I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her the sink is clogged
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Dadjoked my own dad

Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"

Me: "Cut off your nose"

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I was cleaning out the car today and found a part of a Pinewood Derby car

Spoiler alert! https://flic.kr/p/HpUYVP

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Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard

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I just got dadjoked by my boss.

We are doing karaoke with the kids. My coworker sitting next me says, "I love Adele" after two kids sang.

My boss said "I'm using a HP, not a dell."

I'm totally jealous right now, cause now I wanna be a dad.

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Discussing Power Circuit Sizing with my Boss...

Boss: 50 HP? That's a lot of amperage. We might want to install the larger circuit in the first place.

Me: So then, should I call the electrician and run the future current past them?

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