of COURSE hp lovecraft chose a fishing village for a setting (innsmouth)

...the deep ones are also called the many-anglered ones, after all ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
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Why does HP treat it's assembly workers so badly?

Because if they lovedcrafting them, they'd become eldritch horrors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smiling_Cannibal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I started up my HP computer and it said β€œhello.”

This isn’t a Dell..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahongXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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How many laptops does HP make?

A pavilion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scryotechnic
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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This was for my HP superfan son: Where do students in Slytherin House get their school supplies?

Snaples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kardinos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Whats the name of that company HP bought?

Oh, i hope they never Compaq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nxccraft555
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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HP Dadjoke

Imagine if Sirius got married and has a kid and they were arguing and his kid was like 'Are you serious?' and he's be so torn. What dad joke does he make? 'Why yes I am Sirius' or 'No I'm not serius, I am dad'. Which one? Which one would he make?

I found this on the internet today and it was too funny not to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maart1403
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iddey101
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Recently help my mom upgrade to a 1/2 HP Insinkerator Unit.

She now has more power at her disposal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_range_veal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnydoe345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!

I guess it didn’t have much HP.

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I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her the sink is clogged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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Dadjoked my own dad

Dad (looking at a website) : "How do I change my profile?"

Me: "Cut off your nose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibolamoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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I was cleaning out the car today and found a part of a Pinewood Derby car

Spoiler alert! https://flic.kr/p/HpUYVP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsdeadfishclub
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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I just got dadjoked by my boss.

We are doing karaoke with the kids. My coworker sitting next me says, "I love Adele" after two kids sang.

My boss said "I'm using a HP, not a dell."

I'm totally jealous right now, cause now I wanna be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-to-the-Z
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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Discussing Power Circuit Sizing with my Boss...

Boss: 50 HP? That's a lot of amperage. We might want to install the larger circuit in the first place.

Me: So then, should I call the electrician and run the future current past them?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindfire40
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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