He was a good copper spanner, Yule
I gotta hand it to him, he knows how to fix a car
Here you go...have to say though son it's a lot longer than A half inch long.groan.
I guess there just isn’t that much to torque about.
It was gut wrenching.
It's a massive emotional wrench.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
Edit: the lack of attention sure is disheartening.
Usually he tells me to shut up and to hand him a wrench to take apart a motor.
It was gut-wrenching.
But then I screwed up.
It was a really gut-wrenching experience.
"Okay, so this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench, and this, well, you know the drill."
After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.
Many years passed by like that.
At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.
With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:
It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.
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But do you know the screwdriver? I nailed that joke."
B : "No, you screwed it up."
C : "I'm going to wrench this joke from you."
D : "Stop trying to hammer in your puns."
My brother was talking about his new torque wrench, and my dad says "You should be careful with that", and, as we all glare at him, waiting for the punchline, he says, "Didn't Miley Cyrus get in trouble for torque-ing?"
With a monkey wrench.