I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....

Lord of the Wrings.

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📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

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At first I thought everything this mangle said was a worthless lie

but it really wrings true

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A guy walks into a bakery

The baker says, "Hello. What can I get you?"

"Yes, I'd like a p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while wringing his hands.

The baker looks at him confused, "I'm sorry, what type of cobbler?"

"A p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while starting to sweat.

The baker says, "Do you mean a peach cobbler?"

The guy smiles and nods his head, "Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I have peach impediment."

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📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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I won a contest for draining the most water out of a towel...

I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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