Yo mama's so ugly...

Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timroth85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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My dad on mushrooms (the food, not the hallucinogenics)

My mom chopping up mushrooms for a stir fry, while I'm sitting in the adjacent living room.

Dad walks up to Mom and says "No fungi for this fun guy!" With the exuberance of a kid on Christmas. Needless to say, I cringed fairly hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rheino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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