One of my dad's go-to classics when I was growing up

About 8/10 when my dad was checking out at the grocery store or best buy or somthing with a rewards card he would do the same dad joke (which I now find hilarious). If the cashier was a woman, this would go down:

>Cashier: Your total is $x.xx. Do you have a rewards card with us?

>Dad: uhh...I don't think so...

>Cashier: Well what's your phone number?

>Dad: Sorry I don't just give my number out I'm married.

idk if this counts but it was one of my dad's go-to's and the amount of times he did it combined w/ the eye roll punchline made it one to me.

Teenage me cringed, probably gonna do it myself at some point now. I accept my dad joke fate.

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📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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I thought of this one a minute ago. I'll make a good dad someday

Wearing too many clothes on a hot day can be dangerous. You're putting yourself in apparel. (Peril)

It's not the best but I got my girlfriend to cringe and leave.

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My wife dadjoked my dad at the baseball game... ah how the tables have turned!

Dad: Wow, He's got an arm!

Wife: Yeah, he's got two of them.

Dad: [cringes]

The best part is that he has always been the one to dish out the dadjokes. Way to go, wife!

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