Where do the needle and thread go on a hot summer's day?

The swimming sPOOL.

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📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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My gran only talks when I buy her a needle and thread. I guess I'm her little helper...

Sew to speak.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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Bear with the ins and outs of this needle and thread joke.

You'll sew be left in stitches.

Edit: phrasing

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👤︎ u/tatjewed
📅︎ Jun 12 2016
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How do you replace a missing button on a dress shirt?

Lay out the shirt on a table, thread a needle, put a spare button in the place where the old one was, and so on...

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📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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so my mom dad joked my dad today

Dad: so (pause) Mom: with a needle and thread?

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