West Side Story is actually connected to Spider Man because there are many stories about Spider Man climbing many stories in the West Side of New York.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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What's the difference between New York and Florida?

Well it's hard to compare apples and oranges...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kratos_of_Rivia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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When I lived in New York, my bike got stolen at least once a year

It was a vicious cycle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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What do you call the New York Knicks in winter?

Frosty knickers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mean-Mango-7125
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Me and my friends were driving from New Jersey to New York through the Lincoln Tunnel. My wrist hurt once we were out

The doctor said it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronTemplar26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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"A small herd of donkeys just escaped from the Bronx Zoo, in New York!"

Cops are setting up a perimeter around the five burros, as we speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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If someone from New York is a New Yorker,

Then someone from Hamburg is a Hamburger

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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If New York is so proud of their pizza, and so good at making bagels,

Why do we never hear about amazing New York pizza bagels?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrongleveeeeeeer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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It is said that King Kong was found by the British in Kowloon in 1934, having escaped from New York.

They treated him nicely, but he escaped anyway and killed a bunch of their people.

So they Hong Kong.

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I got a call from a friend, he said that he was in the hospital for eating too many copies of the New York Times.

The news was really hard to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenebula1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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Here’s a positive post for the new year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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Did you know a clutch of chickens was at Woodstock?

Big fans of Jimmy Hen-dricks they were.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGMJersey123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2021
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New York New York

A town so nice that they named it twice

  • Bill Nye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisVIII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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I soup-ose its technically news
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsmm877
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I'm not strong enough.

I'm gonna have to turn in my too-weak notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aphaelion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Just downloaded the Woodstock movie.

It's about a gig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haribom
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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One day I want to open an Italian restaurant in New York for amnesiacs

It'll be called 'Spageddaboutit'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum-kitteh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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I’m sick of all NSEW jokes on here

I think it’s time to move in a new direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfmangpuck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her new Christmas present teddy bear, when she asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...

β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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My new sweater had a problem with static so I returned it.

They gave me a new one free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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Did I tell you about my new lumberjack friend?

He knows exactly how many trees he's cut down. Because he keeps a log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heclalava
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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My co workers can’t stand working with me at the sperm bank because every time a new customer walks in I can’t help but say

Get a load of this guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wacey166
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones.

By one-liner I mean something along the lines of β€œlet’s make like an Autobot and roll out” or β€œput an egg in your shoe and beat it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make-Me-Bulbasore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Breaking news from Wuhan: Widespread attacks on locals by large black-and-white bears.

Authorities fear a pandamic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?

Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My fart just wiped out half of new York.

It was a weapon of ass destruction

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I received the same newspaper from New York that I got yesterday!

It was a re-Post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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You think the Omicron variant is bad?

Because the next one will be 3.14 times worse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leroysolay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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Every 20 minutes a man in New York gets robbed.

That poor guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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T-Rex: Look, honey... I think you should come to New York with me.

I can’t see you if you don’t move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ha_ha_ha_ha_hah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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[Announcement] New pun-related subreddit! r/CountryNamePuns

Post puns about countries or their names here. Just make sure there clean, and don’t do too many of the same country or anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarioHasCookies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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To celebrate her new 7 inch (17.78cm)
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I literally need a dad joke.

My dad has type 2 diabetes, and has already had his big toe amputated. He learned today that they're going to amputate the rest of his toes. I need jokes about this to make him laugh. What I've got so far is:

  • Trimming your toenails will take half the time now.

  • You're closer to being a pirate than anyone in our family has ever been.

Any other ones you guys can conjure up?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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Friend of mine has got a new job in a chess piece factory,

he starts on nights next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owenjg77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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Kyle got him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2021
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My new t-shirt
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonStimpo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Breaking News:

A 60 year old man was arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he’d get off light but the district attorney ended up slapping a bunch of other charges on top of what he had originally been charged with, which added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and probably incompetent, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a maximum security prison with no chance for parole, so he will probably die there.

Officials all agree that sentence was way too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrilledSpamSteaks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask

It’s called worKN95

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What do you call an elf that lives in New York City?

A metrognome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user05555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?

Islip

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elesde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Have you guys seen this new air freshener that works on mind control?

It makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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New and improved
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiran___
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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What do you call a pig from New York?

A New Porker...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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