Only Juan.
A Dubreddit.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
Well...
The current version has a nasty virus
I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!
... don't kid yourself.
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
It's a Walk-In!
She said no, just above the knees.
They'll add consult to injury
Customer: Cargo space?
Car salesman: Car no go space, car go road.
A premeditated murder
She seamstressed.
The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'
I can't tell you how much it hurts!
You know how they say carrots are good for your eyesight....
Does that make it see-food?
What have you got?
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
How do I deal with someone who is being so incense-ative?
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
A Penn and a Teller.
Because it's travelling light
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
You get unreas-nibble.
He said, "suture self."
