My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
He needs a few more lessons
A little punny poem about love. We all need more love right now :)
Is it just me or is 21 pilots 19 more than they need?
You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
The doctor said I need more fibre
I said the Internet bill is expensive enough as it is!
Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg
My doctor told me I need to eat more greens...
....so I stopped at the store on the way home and picked up some food coloring.
Why doesn't any man need more than one rooster?
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
We need more spooky puns
So lets all make a skeleTON of puns while i play the tromBONE and send chills down their SPINE. Those where just examples as they were tibial puns, but it might have been enough to hit your funny bone. So lets all bone our punny puns and take a crack at making spooky jokes. Remember to make more spooky puns today or you will be the one with no backbone.
This one might need a little more incubation.
One unhatched chick turns to another one that's hatching and says, "Egg-scuse me, omelette you finish, but have you heard any good yolks lately that might crack me up?"
What does the electrician say when his book of jobs is full and somebody calls in and needs him to do one more for him?
I currently dont have capacity to do anything more.
My wife says I need to eat more fish
I might have a deficiency.
My 2 year old is playing with Lego and I said "are you going to be an engineer?" my wife says we always need more engineers!
I said "yeah, engines are quite deaf"
My wife said I need to spend more time with our kids.
My car was dirty so I decided at the weekend I would wash the car with my youngest son.
After only 5 minutes the cheeky bastard asked if we could use a sponge instead.
Life has been going pretty well for me lately and my wife told me I need to work on being more humble.
I told her when it comes to humility I'm #1.
We need to monitor Apple more closely.
Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.
My girlfriend said to me that we need to be more spontaneous.
I said to a friend that we need more diversity in our small town.
She said, "I see Indian people all the time."
I replied "You must have a Sikh Sense."
If I need more information, I go talk to a dog...
They always have details.
My sister mentioned to my parents that her underwear have holes in them and she needs some more.
My dad replied with "how many holes? Because they should have three."
What did the mexican carpet layer tell his boss they need more of?
Need more "BAAAAAAAAAD" goat puns I have some but need more because there too funny
You need more than a paradigm shift to make change.
You also need three quarters and a nickel.
Need pun help! (See text for more info)
I need a pun that has to do with either hands/arms/fingers + Cajun cuisine.
Really stumped on this one.
"Hey, Dad, eat this Banana. You need more Potassium."
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
I need puns about wheel chocks! The more terrible they are the better!
Why doesn't any man need more than one rooster?
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