Necessary Puns

So got 3.5g dry speed on Thursday cause I fucking love playing cs go on it occasionally.

2 monitors one for cs go one for tranny porn when I die or between games . AWESOME

Day 1 flies through wrecking noobs and microscopically "wanking" my flacid shrivelled dick. Thought 3 xannies would knock me out around 5 am no dice.

7am rolls around no hope of sleep got a shower and followed the instructions to rinse and repeat as necessary (pun intended)

Day 2 11pm strikes, balls fit to bust, two maybe 3 decent lines left when it hits me I can get a real chick with a dick to deal with this build up. I scoure the usual sites for about 20 mins and bingo got one right around the corner so I end up at hers she somehow convinced the turtle to leave his shell and rode it like a bull rider.

Now to prepare for the enevitable come down but by fuck was it worth it

Peace

EDIT: Btw only like chicks with dicks on stims yolo it's 2016 motherfuckers

It will...be my Civic duty.

trigger warning:: familial physical altercation

This all goes back to the beginning of the lockdowns last year. She was very scared at first about covid and started fights with all her adult children and dad when we couldn’t get off work to do a family quarantine (we were all considered essential workers, she stays home because shes on disability). all of a sudden around may of 2020 she started to get into this Qanon Conspiracy stuff and started to really really be into Trump stuff saying covid was a total lie. It was weird bc it was so opposite how she has lived (unpolitical), and thought (non-radical, science based) her whole life but we all just let her do what she wanted and let her support whoever she wanted. Ya know, an adult making her own choices. Whatever. Our whole family was processing everything at the same time like everyone else. Steadily over time she just got worse and worse. Then the insurrection happens and it just skyrocketed. She is not the same person at all anymore. Completely different. A 100% change.

Her relationship with me and my dad has been strained to say the least (I’m her only child that lives locally btw). We have been suggesting to her all year/last year she needed to take space from it or maybe just spend more time consuming happier, less mentally invasive things than doom scrolling fake facts and opinions on Facebook, watching OAN sun up to sun down and yelling on telegram and maybe quit listening to way-way-way-too-right-and radical youtubers and maybe just focus on building a healthier personal space for a minute. Not telling her what to believe or what to do really, just trying to help her maintain some sort of control. I was never dismissive towards her, just always replied with supported facts or my personal opinions. Dad tells me he does this too. Just trying to maybe sprinkle a little light and break her out of the cycle and instead of meeting us half way she has verbally berated us or shut down every time we tried.

Fast forward to me getting my first vaccine. She was spewing all this bullshit im sure you’ve probably heard: you’ll die within 3 years, microchips, population control, etc. So understandably I was nervous to tell her I was getting it but I didn’t want to lie. I’m not a liar and there’s nothing to lie about lmfao. I called my dad, asked if mom was there, he said “sitting right next to me”, I asked to be put on speaker:

Me: “hey guys. I got my first dose today. Just wanted to let you know. I

My side: My husband and I have a toddler together, and I am pretty severely disabled from my back. I'm talking I collapse randomly and have passive bowel incontinence, as well as severe pain and sciatica. I am in pain almost all day every day. I am supposed to schedule a pain management appointment to get my back injections and nerve burnings for the first time in over 2 years and my husband keeps telling me he 'will think about' helping me out by watching our son while I'm getting the procedure done, and that he can't guarantee he will help me at all. The only other person who can help me is my MIL who will be driving me to and from the procedure (required because I will be put to sleep to get the procedures done). I really don't want her to have to not only drive me but to watch my son who isn't even 2 yet. I had the last straw with my husband making the decision that he 'might or might not' help me and told him it's his responsibility to help me by watching our son while I get a procedure that I NEED to get done. His side is he is about to get fired from his job and wants to put in his 2 weeks before they fire him. He already has a job lined up for after that 2 weeks. He was planning on working the first week and then taking the week off between jobs as a personal vacation to himself. Up until I told him I would like to get my procedure done on ONE of those days. He thinks I'm being irrational and that I'm making a big deal about it. But if my pain were decreased even a little bit I could actually take our son out to play at the park this summer, and I could take him on the hiking trails near us and be able to clean the house better without asking my husband for help. I raised my voice at him(for the first time in our relationship) and told him it's not his decision to make when it comes to something that affects me so seriously and the family as a whole as well. I don't want to live in pain anymore! But I feel like a mega asshole for raising my voice at him. He told me I'm throwing a fit about nothing. Am I an asshole for asking for one of the days he has off when he wants to spend it taking a vacation?

(For context he is getting fired from a part time job and getting hired into another part time job. He will have guaranteed time off at his next job so it's not like he will be super hurting by having a day taken out of the week he will be taking off.

Edit: I am loving the comments so much!!! Thank you everyone. Can’t wait for this and we have really great ideas in the comments already. There will be no tickets and every ape is invited. With enough capital, such an event should be a possibility. Can’t wait to see you all there :)

It’s a small detail but I really like how the Eliksni quarter remains open after the dialogue in the opening is ended. I also REALLY like how there’s actual Fallen there and also out and about with the people in the Tower.

Really adds a human element to what we’re doing.

Edit: even when unnecessary was what I meant by the title lol

22 countries have already banned declawing cats. It is inhumane and requires partial amputation of their toes. Some after effects include weeks of extreme pain, infection, tissue necrosis, lameness, nerve damage, aversion to litter, and back pain. Removing claws changes the way a cat's foot meets the ground which can cause pain and an abnormal gait. It can lead to more aggressive behavior as well.

One study found that 42% of declawed cats had ongoing long-term pain and about a quarter of declawed cats limped. In up to 15% of cases, the claws can eventually regrow after the surgery.

Declawing should not be legal unless medically necessary, such as cancer removal.

Edit: Thank you for the awards and feedback everyone!

I have ran into a couple people in real life and on this smooth brain platform that think fishing license are just giving the government money. Or that ( and this is from a Reddit comment here) “They charge us to gather food that we already pay for tons of gear for!”. And to these people I ask, do you think taxes should be removed altogether? Because fishing licenses are essentially the same thing! They fund stocking programs, lake surveys, set regs to an amount that can keep a stable population, and much more! Edit: Thought I would add this as this became quite a controversial post, also the tax on most of your fishing gear goes to conservation too! This is a good article on it if you want to learn more!

I’m am currently reading The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss. I can’t put it down. I blew through The Name Of The Wind. It’s almost like I have a compulsive need to finish the story. I haven’t been this caught up in a book series since Pierce Brown’s Red Rising Trilogy. Even though in this particular series I know there is not a conclusive ending.

Maybe it’s just my personality type. I guess I’m all in when I do anything. Work, going to the gym, etc. I put everything I have into it. It’s like I want to handle my business so I can get back to my book and just wish the outside world would leave me alone. Once I’m finished it’s all good. Anyone else experience this as well at times?

I find it so interesting how much anger and confusion is generated by FDS principles. We've all seen the response that some men and women have to the collective efforts of women like us to raise our standards. We get messages about how if we don't settle, we'll end up alone, and we (rightly) respond: so what?

Besides the men out there who just hate the idea of women retaking their power in the dating marketplace, there are also plenty of people (some of them probably even well-meaning) who honestly think that only dating attractive HV men will somehow be bad for us, and I've realized that it's because some people think that men are necessities, when we all know that we are perfectly fine without them.

Allow me to explain via metaphor: some people think men are houses, when really, they are handbags.

We all need a place to live. Whether we rent a room, an apartment, buy a house or a condo, we all need some place to call home. Sleeping on the streets is incredibly dangerous for us, and also just not the way we want to live our lives. So sometimes we have to make big compromises: we get roommates, or live in a not-so-nice part of town, or live with our parents a few extra years, or move to the suburbs and commute - etc, etc, etc. Very few of us can afford to rent or buy that gorgeous penthouse on the river, and we can't exactly sleep in a tent until we can afford our dream home. Even when we're ready to buy, we may not find exactly what we want exactly where we want it, so we may have to make repairs, renovations, or otherwise settle.

So, when you go to your Pickme friends or most men and say "I won't settle for anything less than amazing", it's as if you said "well, I only want to live in a five-bed, five-bath mansion with a tennis court, and until I can afford that I'll just be homeless". This is why they are so horrified - you can't just live on the streets until you can afford your dream home! Being single until a great guy comes along sounds insane to them.

Instead, remember that men are really like handbags. When you want a new purse, you can afford to look around, wait for the right bag, be choosy, visit outlets, wait for sales or even decide against any bag at all. You don't even really need a purse - you could carry your belongings in a free grocery bag if you needed to. But because this is a luxury - something you don't need, but are getting as a treat - you can take your time and be picky.

Imagine if you went to those same people and said "