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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Here, a license is required for a forklift

Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokb3o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Son: By law, you are actually required to turn on your headlights if if is raining in Sweden

Dad: Okay, but how the hell do I know if it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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900 IQ is required.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aswed1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Glasses not required
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetish_Death
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.

So, WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SisterRay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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High IQ required
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πŸ‘€︎ u/origingaming935
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What did the aliens with some assembly required say?

We come in pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-wao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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200iq required
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadoeRantinkon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My job at the tea shop required 12 months of training

There’s a steep learning curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MewThree1416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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No carrot required
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jess-the-mess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Why are law students required to take creative writing courses?

So they can administer poetic justice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I will be a dad in a month. Is it required for me to tell these or brush up on my humor paradigm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightningcrane31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Pulled on a door that required a push,

should have handled that better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colleclick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Fences should be required at all graveyards

It'll keep all the people dying to get in out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGrimmDay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Required to have a local wedding imgur.com/tn55IvY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I just wanted to see some geese at the pond But I refused to perform the blood sacrifice required.

As they say, no harm, no fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milburbaspho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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All the boats in Denmark and Sweden are required by law to have a barcode on the side.

It's so they can scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Czech Republic pun required!

I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsStupendousMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanussr
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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The chocolate covered strawberry order REQUIRED a personalized note...

https://i.redd.it/b3701faordg01.jpg

Yes, it was the biggest eye-roll anyone has ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ittimjones
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Why aren't American McDonald's employees required to wear gloves?

They have the right to bare arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumbert5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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A bearded man applied to a position that required him to be clean shaven.

At the job interview, the manager of the company greeted the applicant and upon noticing his facial hair, promptly asked the man how attached he was to the beard.

The man, tugging on his facial hair, replied β€œvery.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AKAPolock
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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Did you hear about the curious case of the Mafia don who required his family members and advisors to ring a bell before entering his office?

He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.

They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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It required a lot of effort for a man to implement a rule about only allowing large-footed patrons into his restaurant.

It was no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuteMason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What is the minimal force required to defend a graveyard?

A skeleton crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaohRihze
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2015
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