eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,346 matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I thought parfumes were useless but they do make scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ernieko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My Italian employee is useless at labelling products

I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Rubbish bags are useless, I find.

I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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eBay is so useless

I tried to search for a lighter but all I got was 13958 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOATGAMER999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I bought some tennis shoes but they're absolutely useless.

Next time I'll just pay for a racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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whats the most useless shape?

circles because they are pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcerKaker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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So this morning my wife told me 'Honey you're not completely useless....'

'You can always serve as a bad example!!'

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Google is useless...

Google is useless- I tried searching up lighters, but it just gave me 13,756,072 matches.

Explanation- Matches refers to a substitute for a lighter, but also to the search results that Google provides :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewCarstairs
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What’s a villain’s most useless weapon?

A zero-point energy gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berfv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Titles for puns are useless

Elon Musk could launch a perfume line and call it Elon's Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdequatelyMadLad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Did you know that one of King Arthur's men was always full of useless facts and knowledge????

Yep, he was the trivia knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilDaisyLion4869
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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A word to the wise is useless

A word to the stupid might actually change something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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In France, what’s the most useless letter?

Le Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Never let someone tell you that you are useless,

You can always be used as a bad example!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smiiiley94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Student: Sir, all you teach is useless stuffs.

Teacher: I forbid you to say that to yourself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMoodyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Google is useless...

http://imgur.com/a/n8SEU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHulsgate
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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People say the appendix is a useless organ..

But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wythneth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Ebay useless I looked up lighters.

But all I got was ten thousand matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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How are hard of hearing pirates and useless coffee similar?

They are both deaf with a C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarroutarrou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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A useless pachyderm

becomes irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haavo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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My antivirus is useless here jbabbcomics.com/archives/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathbyChiasmus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puranjay1432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters

all they had was 15,809 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 12579 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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eBay is useless.

I tried looking up lighters and all they had were thousands of matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenyOneOOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters

All I found was 13,769 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Less is just a Useless Useless.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homosexual_Taco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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eBay is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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eBay is completely useless

I tried looking up lighters but all they had was 3,478 matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elroe
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What do you call a useless pachyderm?

an Irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noble_gasses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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