Unusable Puns

A list of puns related to "Unusable"

I have a backpack that lets me drink water while I hike. I've been debating returning it, but decided to give it another go. Yesterday I put a new straw in it, and now the straw is completely stuck and the backpack is unusable. I'm definitely returning it now.

It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.

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👤︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments

“They’re going to be napping papers”

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👤︎ u/jepoid
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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It’s impossible to buy an unused mirror
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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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A wizard dad became concerned that whenever his son went to the bathroom, he wasn't giving himself privacy.

One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.

"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"

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👤︎ u/lookoutforthebadger
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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A Dad joke from my mate.

It's probably unusable by Dad's but it's still very Dadish.

Every time me and my mate (us 20) do something that requires i'd (pub, cinema) he will say just after the person serving us hands us back our id's "These fake i.d's work a treat don't they."

Every fucking time.

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👤︎ u/Crumbford
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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