It was the highlight of my day.
I responded, "ah so you're a red herring"
The day after, she decided she did like it and said "My hair is really growing on me."
I said "How else could it have gotten up there?"
I told her that it sounded like a hairy situation
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
He dyed on impact.
It dyed.
She was being Moo-dy.
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.
Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'
She dyed.
I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a nappy...
Because they're scared to exorcise...
Like many Brits I like a hot drink in the morning. The first one is really special. Dyed gold, and in a golden cup.
It's my gilt tea pleasure.
Carbon dyed ox hide.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Did you know graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
People are just 'DYING' to get in there.
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
They grow on you.
A blonde woman walks past a store window. She sees a sign that says "we do not sell to blondes" in the window, but goes in anyways.
She finds an employee and points at a TV and says "I want that TV!". But the employee says "sorry ma'am, we don't sell to blondes."
She decides to go home and try again the next day. She dyes her hair and puts on different clothes. She walks in, finds an employee, points at a TV and says "I want that TV!". But again, the employee says "I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes."
The woman is now very angry. She goes home to try a third time. She cuts her hair, dyed it again, puts on makeup and new clothes, and tries again the next day.
She walks in and finds another employee, points at the TV, and says "I want that TV!". But for a third time, the employee says "ma'am, I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes."
At this point the woman is furious. She exclaims, "How did you know I was I blonde?"
The employee calmly answers, "Ma'am, that's a microwave."
((My dad told me this one.))
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little bit inside
They tie dyed.
My daughter brought her friend over. Said she had her hair dyed.
Me: your hair died? So sorry. When’s the funeral?
Got both of them groaning with that one. 😁
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
Me and two friends are browsing the comedy section for a movie to watch.
Friend 1: "What's that movie, the one with the cow?"
Friend 2 clicks on it
Friend 2: "It's apparently a documentary"
Friend 1: "Why is there a documentary about cows here?"
Me: "It's a cowmedy"
Friend 1 & 2 groans
I dyed a little on the inside.
He dyed on impact.
I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Doctor says I’ll be fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
