A list of puns related to "Fuel dyes"
I've got a diesel fuel leak that I've spent a good week trying to figure out where its coming from and have had no luck. I know dyes exists for oil to check for leaks but do they also exist for diesel, and where would be the best place to buy them in Australia? Thanks in advance
Well, I put out my american chestnut seeds last week... thinking sun and warmth would do them well. The birds benefited, however. So, this week I put out the jatropha curcas seeds... unsurprisingly, only one was eaten.
I imagine some bird puking up its guts, and it makes me feel a little better.
The jatropha seed was purchased from http://seedman.com . I recommend them, and they have many things you can't get elsewhere. When there have been mistakes in my order, they didn't question or accuse, just promise to fix it as quickly as practical. Do check them out. But the jatropha seed looked old, dried out... and I'm not sure that it is viable. Those looking to do this might be better off purchasing such off of ebay. In the past I had purchased it there, and it didn't look half as bad, and germinated in just a few days. Technically it's illegal to import seed without a permit, and most of the sellers on ebay are from foreign countries.
I've finally found a source for guayule. I won't be disclosing this source, but they've offered me a small amount. I believe this will be an excessive quantity for my own purposes, and I offer it to whomever might want to try it... private message me for my address, and you can just send me a SASE. This particular line is supposedly more frost-tolerant than typical, suitable my own area (Lubbock, TX). Hopefully it will be easy to grow, and I will be able to offer seed for it on a more continual basis.
If anyone knows anything relevant to making rubber from it, that would be appreciated. I'm particularly looking for chemistry textbooks that might outline a recipe for vulcanizing the stuff (something that explains how to do it on a practical, small-scale basis). But also for books or links that would explain what is involved in harvesting the latex in the first place... it's nothing like Hevea Brasilliensis.
My miscanthus is in the ground, but no shoots yet. It's been two weeks, I make sure the soil is moist but not swamped. Hell, it grew 3 inch leaf shoots in the 2 days I didn't plant it, along with 6 inch white roots out of the rhizome. I haven't seen any digging, and I don't think it'd be very tasty for anything either... so I'm slightly concerned.
I'm finally in an area where Opuntia cacti will grow well. But I've yet to find a nursery that has any. Still one place left to check though. I suspect that I will have something suitable soon enough... so if anyone could
... keep reading on reddit β‘I got some random uv dye at advance auto but I didn't check to see if it was cooling system specific, not sure if I can use it. Seems to Me it shouldn't matter.
I know it was reddit, where someone linked http://fuelthearmy.com and said you can pre-order Special Effects dye and they promised "AS A REWARD FOR YOUR PATIENCE, WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE FREE BOTTLE (ADDING IT TO YOUR ORDER BEFORE IT SHIPS). SMALL ORDERS WILL RECEIVE ONE FREE BOTTLE. LARGE ORDERS MAY RECEIVE MORE THAN ONE FREE BOTTLE."
So I ordered 5x Deep Purple for 55.99 which seems like a good price for SE yea? On 14 November, 2013..
The last update on stock they made was 12/12... I messaged them end of December to no reply - so that's the part that worries me the most - I'm fine with waiting, but if there is no response I worry about losing my money.
Has anyone ordered from them before and KNOW they are reputable? And is anyone else waiting on back-ordered items from them?
Thanks
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My dad bought some Kerosene from a pump in central Illinois. Iβm not sure if itβs K1 or K2 but it is dyed red. I have also some K1 pure kerosene that I typically use but didnβt want the kerosene from the pump to just go to waste.
Can I mix this 50/50 or 75% K1/ 25% K2 and use it in my Kerosene Convection Heater (the one that looks like a big lantern and has a wick)?
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
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