I said, "No, platinum"
A classic Abbott and Costello routine from their radio show – where Bud Abbott is talking about his Uncle Herman who works in a dye factory, and Lou Costello confuses “dyeing” for “dying”
Suffer from ginger dysphoria
Trans-ginger
Guess you could say I’m now...
Illegally Blonde
I guess you could say it's a dying art.
....just to watch him dye.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
The poor man dyed a loan.
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
Cyanara.
Artificial intelligence.
"What, should I keep it alive?"
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup
You could say that I am abstaining from ab staining...
Do you know what happens, when you drink paint? You will dye.
I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
If it doesn't arrive this morning, she'll just have to dye another day
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
Curl up and dye
Because there's no time to dye!
Me: Sure, but why? Son: Then you'll be a Tied Ad.
He is strong in the way of the dad joke.
The doctor said I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
It's a grey area
I'd rather dye.
Just to watch him dye.
I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’m dyeing inside.
11 yr old cousin: How long is your hand going to stay red?
Me: As long as I'm guilty!
She rolled her eyes at me knowing exactly what I meant because I've used the "caught red handed" joke to her for most of her life.
because it's completely gray now. I asked him why he would dye it, and my dad said, "'cause he's got a belly."
My girlfriend was putting color into her hair earlier today. She commented to me that the previous color was determined to stick around. I looked her in the eye and said, "you could say it has its...roots". Eye rolls and sighs followed. I felt rather proud.
