When you die with a dye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lalakhalid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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People who dye their hair red

Suffer from ginger dysphoria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepperoni_troll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuxerKiller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Just used some stolen hair dye...

Guess you could say I’m now...

Illegally Blonde

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipzapzappy
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Kids these days don't know how to tie dye properly

I guess you could say it's a dying art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youkalicious
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I'm DYE-ying!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.

The poor man dyed a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I was in a Tie & Dye tshirt making workshop. I had pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enonimosu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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"Hey dad, why do you dye your hair?"

"What, should I keep it alive?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemyMemes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Depressed hairstylists probably don’t want to dye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManBoyBoyManSon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Why is everyone so obsessed with tie dye mugs recently?

They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IchWillRingen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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If I don't dye your stomach area...

You could say that I am abstaining from ab staining...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalaHunterX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Challenge: Absorption/Dye/Paint Puns

I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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My sister is anxiously waiting for the hair dye she ordered online to be delivered

If it doesn't arrive this morning, she'll just have to dye another day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hnd123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigguy104
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Son: Hey dad, do you want a tie dye shirt?

Me: Sure, but why? Son: Then you'll be a Tied Ad.

He is strong in the way of the dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KindaDutch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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I'm getting some strands of grey hair, but I don't know if I should dye it yet.

It's a grey area

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?

Just to watch him dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoolilba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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Did an Indian ceremony and my hands were really red from the dye.

11 yr old cousin: How long is your hand going to stay red?

Me: As long as I'm guilty!

She rolled her eyes at me knowing exactly what I meant because I've used the "caught red handed" joke to her for most of her life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaj8552
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Last night my grandpa mentioned he wanted to dye his hair...

because it's completely gray now. I asked him why he would dye it, and my dad said, "'cause he's got a belly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mchyphy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Concerning Hair Dye

My girlfriend was putting color into her hair earlier today. She commented to me that the previous color was determined to stick around. I looked her in the eye and said, "you could say it has its...roots". Eye rolls and sighs followed. I felt rather proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baffled_Chode
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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After I got some blue dye on my hand, my dad responded:

"I've never had my hand blue, but I've had my palm read"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonix_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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