A list of puns related to "Staining"
Something is telling me to ab-stain
It’s always looking sharp!
We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent
A pigeon just flew right into it.
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
That was a royal pane in the ass.
We've tried everything, but it remains undie turd.
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
Liechtenstain.
So I screamed at my shirt.
So she decided to steel it
....just to watch him dye.
I think I'll sleep on it.
I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"
Should I teller?
Mountain residew.
He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".
What a pane on the ass!
So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."
It is Ancient Grease.
My wife said I lacked Resolve.
I got punched.
A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
An Oximoron.
“Residoo-doo”
Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?
Dad: Let's see it.
Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?
Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?
Dad: I have no idea.
Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):
It's a tie, dad.
Because it has nothing to hide
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!
That explained the stains next to it.
No one ever under stained...
A Denmark.
I had a stain on my shirt and I pointed it out.
Me: "Oh man I have a stain."
Friend: "Oh! Don't worry just use Shout and it will take it out."
I look down at it and scream very loudly towards it.
Me: "Yeah, that didn't work."
Oh the groans were perfect.
He replied with "yeah, the carpet."
Dad: Instead of "Hanes" they're "Stains"!
Me and family: Groans and laughing...
Because Dave must stain.
You could say that I am abstaining from ab staining...
Because he was ab staining.
We are re-staining the banister in our house to match our new floors. So my girlfriend asked what the process is. The employee starts going on how we need to first use stripper to remove the paint. My girlfriend asked how much are strippers. I quickly responded well it depends on how nice, what time of day and where you go to get your stripper. Everyone had a good laugh my girlfriend was not amused.
A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.
I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.
Should I teller?
What fruit can you use to remove pencil stains from a wall? A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.
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