Tie Dye Shirt Puns

A list of puns related to "Tie Dye Shirt"

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.

The poor man dyed a loan.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Son: Hey dad, do you want a tie dye shirt?

Me: Sure, but why? Son: Then you'll be a Tied Ad.

He is strong in the way of the dad joke.

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👤︎ u/KindaDutch
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?

Just to watch him dye.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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