My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't
It was just a Lye
What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?
A filthy lyer
My dad hated this
My friend told me if you mix ash with water you get something acidic I told him "ha that lye"
I was accused of taking soap making ingredients from the department store...
They're all lyes!
My friend says that he regularly snorts an ingredient for soap...
I could tell he was lye-ing.
I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm totally clean now.
My girlfriend claimed that I couldn’t make a joke about soap.
Obviously that’s a lye.
A woman worried about the suspicious behavior of her husband decides to follow him. Instead of going to the office, she finds him in a small laboratory making soap.
Caught in the act he admits, "Honey, I've been living a lye..."
To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base
I'm not gonna lye
Why does Soap always get away with murder?
Because it knows how to make a clean getaway!
I never could figure out how they make the glaze on pretzels.
Turns out, there's a very basic solution for that problem.
People does not trust sodium hydroxide
because it's always a lye.
Finally, a clean joke
My uncle used to sell soap but he got tired of marketing lyes.
Got dad joked by my teacher
I'm a baking student in culinary school. Him: "Whats this brown spot on the counter? " Me: "It's from the lye for pretzels" He walks away while looking back "Are you lye-ing to me?"
