You could say the cake was a lye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdumthang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach

I told her she told us a lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaerat_of_trivia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't

It was just a Lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My dad hated this

My friend told me if you mix ash with water you get something acidic I told him "ha that lye"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?

A filthy lyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoodermemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I was accused of taking soap making ingredients from the department store...

They're all lyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My friend says that he regularly snorts an ingredient for soap...

I could tell he was lye-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap.

But I'm totally clean now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My girlfriend claimed that I couldn’t make a joke about soap.

Obviously that’s a lye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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A woman worried about the suspicious behavior of her husband decides to follow him. Instead of going to the office, she finds him in a small laboratory making soap.

Caught in the act he admits, "Honey, I've been living a lye..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illinoisape
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Don't eat tide pods

No lye, it's a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base

I'm not gonna lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upliv2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Why does Soap always get away with murder?

Because it knows how to make a clean getaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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What's the most dishonest chemical?

Lye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blah1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I never could figure out how they make the glaze on pretzels.

Turns out, there's a very basic solution for that problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuez_jr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
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People does not trust sodium hydroxide

because it's always a lye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nth_Harmony
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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Finally, a clean joke

My uncle used to sell soap but he got tired of marketing lyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/audiokat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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Got dad joked by my teacher

I'm a baking student in culinary school. Him: "Whats this brown spot on the counter? " Me: "It's from the lye for pretzels" He walks away while looking back "Are you lye-ing to me?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelpixle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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