I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours...

But I cooked it in a minute flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Desi wants to add moisture to his shoebox, but

Desiccant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gocards2579
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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John Mulaney's dad joke

My dad came home from work and my mom told my dad that she cleaned under my bed and found a shoebox with two cigarettes and a Cosmopolitan, which prompted my dad to ask. β€œHow does John know how to make a Cosmopolitan?”"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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