I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard when I ran into Vanilla Ice vigorously scratching his head.

Lice, Lice, maybe?

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📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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Ferres Boulevard

Driving past a street sign indicating "Ferres Boulevard"

I had to comment "Look, Ferris Buellervard!"

My wife gave me the thumbs up. My kids didn't get it.

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What are the street gangs afraid of?

Boulevard gangs and highway gangs

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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor Peña.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street Peña Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of Peña". Get it, Jalapeño?
ME: ...

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