Son: Dad, how are you at math?

Dad: I am a fast learner.

Son: What is 11 times 11?

Dad: 65

Son: No, it's 121!

Dad: It's 121.

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👤︎ u/ywkwpwnw
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I've decided to become a professional pupeteer.

I'm still pretty new though so I only have learner's kermit.

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👤︎ u/Drodain
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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