which I think is poor for four.
So who's the father?
Daddycation.
Actually, nevermind
I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!
(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)
Me: βIβm not sure, what is it?β
Son: βTwo infinity...and beyond!β
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Yesterday my daughter balanced a bottle of Poland Springs on her head and then exclaimed, βHelp Daddy! I canβt breathe underwater!!"
Because they kept butchering the words
They think there's always womb for improvement.
it is getting better.
ζ is me
He said, βIβm back to school!β
But i can't hola long conversation
That'll keep you on your toes
I told him to stop Russian about
He figured he needed antibodies
Teacher : Juan, create a sentence using the word "harmony"
Me: i tell my girlfriend that my money is harmony. We share everything together.
I told him that all it takes is... APUSH. (AP U.S History) Sorry if this wasnβt as funny as it sounded in my head.
It's easy to get carried away.
They thought I was such a plane guy
I stopped because I wasnt feeling it.
Theyβre parallel Parkers.
You might say interest has been in creasing
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
He replied, βCan you play far far away?β
He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.
I really need to get out more.
NASA : Appolo 7, Appolo 8... etc
Youtubers : Appolo gyvideos
Did you hear about the magician who grabbed Eminem so hard his SnapBack fell off?
He pulled a rabbit out of his hat
What do you call a magician who is an administrator at a college, but nobody knows what students he is in charge of?
Whose deanβs he?
A magician went out to the store and bought a big metal structure so he could hang upside down and do situps. He also loved painting, but because of his style he often knocked the canvas around while dabbing on the paint. So he bought another, wooden structure, like an easel, but with clamps to hold the painting in place while he prodded it with the paintbrush. His wife asked, as he brought them in, what the hell he had just bought. He replied:
βAb rack and dab rackβ
What do you call a magician with very skinny fingers?
Slight of hand
The magicianβs wife brought him to the store to buy gifts for a birthday party. She picked out a lovely candle, but wanted to include a nice note. The magician knew just what to do. He brought her down an aisle, found a section marked βbirthday,β and said:
βPick a card, any cardβ
The Russian magician, in 1932, found an amazing new piece for his act: a giant, wooden sarcophagus in the shape of a beautiful woman. The piece had giant, metal blades inside at waist level. They were locked in place while it was open, but retracted as it closed, making it seem as though the magician had escaped death. But one day, while he was practicing, the great sarcophagus fell over - door still open - right on the magician. When he was found, he was cut right in two. Moral of the story:
In Soviet Russia, box woman saws you.
Okay thatβs it. Iβm so sorry, I have nothing better to do.
I said the shovel
The road.
brush up your mandarin
I think thatβs poor for four
So who's the father?
Daddycation.
Which i think is poor for four
Which I think is poor for four.
Which I think is poor for four.
Which I think is poor for four.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
He still canβt say βpleaseβ though, which I think is poor for four.
which is poor for four
...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".
Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)
