A list of puns related to "Basics"
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
You still have Gravy
They thought I was such a plane guy
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
Youβre probably thinking βWhy?β
Well, the answer is twofold.
He was their Grill Sergeant.
Use a Litness test.
Then I had an OH moment.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
She is a pronoun
Upvote for divisibility.
The acid couldn't dissolve their body
You make every second count.
Because they literally can't even.
If you have a ph higher than 7.
I literally pecan't even.
I'm really surprised. I always thought I had a sour personality!
Me and my dad were trying to remember what the word french word for 'yesterday' is. We had previously said that 'tomorrow' is 'demain', and 'today' is 'aujourd'hui'. My brother then chimes in from across the table and slyly states that 'yesterday' must then be 'oui aujourd'hui'.
Dad was proud.
So I've only known my biological father for a few years. We hardly see each other except on holidays because of his work schedule, my work and college schedule, and distance. So today, he decided to visit me all afternoon and take me out to dinner. Before we left, he sat in the living room and we chatted.
Dad: "Well, young'in, I think I'm ready to eat."
Me: "Yeah, me too, I've been hungry for a while."
Dad: "Oh, really? I hadn't realized you changed your name."
Groan
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