These are the soda puns I like.
I once had a job pressing soda cans.
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
I have a baking soda joke
I bet it’ll get a rise out of you
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
I pack a soda in my bag everyday but it HAS to be on top.
Wouldn’t want it to get flat.
Should milk be considered a soda/pop?
I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
What is a frogs favourite soda
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "insert bill here."
Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
Ever hear the one about the ocean of soda?
Waiter, I’ll have a blind soda
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
What's a frogs favourite soda?
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
I soda not see that comming
Which state has the smallest sodas?
Did you hear about the fly that landed in a soda?
It was a soft drink he’s alright.
If a soda company wants to release a new flavour
I don't know why some people hated soda...
it's only a "soft" drink after all
What's the difference between soda and pop?
One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.
What is this? A soda can for ants?
How do you call a teenager that drinks a lot of soda?
My kid cried when his soda fell on the ground.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...
Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.
It would be my Fanta sea.
I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.
When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?
Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
Someone threw a can of soda at me!
Lucky it was a soft drink 🤪
I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea.
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